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I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT
BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME
someone help me get these moles out of my yard
My Of Mice & Men tattoo I got 5 months ago. This is probably one of my favorite tattoos that I have.
Of Mice & Men were one of those bands that comes along once in a lifetime. I haven’t gotten the chance to see them live yet, but hopefully soon I will.
This isn’t done yet by the way. I’m greeting lyrics underneath it soon. :)
Interviewer: Have you used your Oscar as weapon?
Jennifer: Yes, as a imaginary one.
when this garb is equipped Lightning says “nyan” at the end of her sentences. incredible
maybe i would eat that baby you don’t know my life
hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
and what the fuck do you mean by that
grandma has been run over by a reindeer every Christmas eve since 1979 and frankly i’m beginning to believe it isn’t an accident
serving size: 4
all 4 me
so i’m at the military base library listening to a conversation between two young marines and one said “immaculate” in a sentence and the other was like “well i don’t understand that big fuckin word you just said” then he turns to me “do you understand what he said because i fuckin don’t” and the other guy was appalled like "CAN’T YOU SEE SHE’S A LADY? where are your manners marine?” and he panics like “oh shit- aw fuck- i mEAN- sorry ma’am frick”
Same old sh*t but a different day.